About Me

Apr 30, 2009

wtf..u used a liquid
u used a liquid
LIQUID
do u knoe that u used a liquid??
do u knoe liquid is forbidden in school??
do u knoe that u r not just a student??

she usually used jia's roller
that day jia say finish di
geng man..
ppl liquid..
borrow fine..
use can..
everytime borrow cannot..
use finish cannot...
thats what she did

then,she started borrowing lulu's roller
dont knoe is she malu always borrow from him
(i didnt type wrong is 'he' not 'she')
she stopped borrowing...
fine..fine..fine
she turn around and ask me
''elaine, i borrow ur liquid har?''
small nod but wide mouth
i look at jia..the reaction is same with me
wow, if u say yap min borrow its nothing
buuuuuut u...
what should i say??

Apr 27, 2009

lee chia created a blog
yahoo..but the first blog
is...so that emo..
y nowadays ppl are so emo..
she is not the first one..
i wonder why??
any idea??

wow..quite proud of myself
as she say i cheered her up
of course, who can deny??
i m so humorous, clever,man or sometimes cute,etc
(shit, i m getting more perasan..stop)
any1 that really knew me
sure agree that i m the ''clown''
i m not that bendahari which open or close mouth also talking about money
those think that are not really know me
if u think that..i can 100% guarentee u r wrong
definitely WRONG !!

well, i m quite og sei when i want u to gimme the class fund
but i wan to quickly collect finish ma..
so please forgive me
but for one exceptional and that is NG TIAN YI
i knoe u gay percent vry high
but that does not mengugat saya
and i wont kesian u
u still need to pay me the class fund
and last warning
stop asking me for " for women"
using that ''changing tone"
donald duck is much more better than you

Apr 22, 2009

yesterday was quite..
fun or should i say stg else?

went to my high tec n very modern tution
need special card to scan only can in n out
and computers to use before tuition starts
vry vry good environment

so,maths we learn this hour
quite historical for me...


ok,before i continue my story
tell me, tuition hw u finish EVERYTIME?
sure?
sure bo?
guarentee?
fine, not everytime right
depend u knoe or not
depend u have suffiecient time or not
but majority of u answer "no time"
2 words..gao dim

so..tonight our teacher actually wan to give a test
after she discuss the hw she gave us a few weeks ago
shit..of course i didnt do..not just me
16/18 of the class didnt finish!!
some say half half
some say forgot
different kinds of answers
just like everytime we didnt finish the hw


of course my teacher was damn so angry
she did scold us but mostly giving advice to us
using a loud voice
then one of the counter ppl came in n ask
teacher, what happen?
but my teacher just say
ntg,i'll talk to them

then my teacher continue with her lecturing
but still with a loud voice
not long
''knock,knock''
2 ppl from the counter came in
the indian or singh guy
wateva..just call him the guy
then,he ask who didnt do hw
of course my fren n i hands up only continue with others
fine,hands up not enough
he told us to stand up
again my fren i stand up first..then they only one by one stand up
no do hw only..scared what


the guy start asking us questions
y didnt do hw?
hu didnt concerntrate in class?
hu the main head?
..lots of stupid questions
darn..he start nagging us
bla bla bla..i didnt even listen

then the worst part..
guess what he say before he end all the nagging?
i'm sure u cant guess..
he told us to write a note containing
i'm sorry i didnt do my hw
i wont forget to do my hw
i will concentrate in the class
i promise
what the ****ing hell is he asking us to do
darn..damn..argh
HUMILIATION
summore he ask us to sign after finishing it
and give to him after the class
so..he stop us when some1 was leaving
what? haven finish of ur bloody hell nagging?
bingo!!
i vry scared oh..
knoe what he told us?
this is not a note that i'll throw into the rubbish bin after i read

it'll be send to the management....
when next time u didnt do hw, i'll call ur parents personally n show them
if u didnt finish the hw three times
u will be terminated
n u cant use the com this thursday

i really cant stand..
halo??
how old we are?
sitll kids?
14..i just celebrate my birthday a few days ago
wan us to write this kind of regret letter
u think hu u r
forcing us to do this
hu is paying the fees?ur mum?
do u knoe what the bloody b**** are u taking?
come on...use ur bloody brain to think
please larh..look into the mirror before u come to nag us

Apr 21, 2009

jolly gosh...
thanks lee chia anyway
for my dream book ''ps. i love u''

and many thanks to ee cheng
for the bros peacock bottle
very support lee chia mum's
haha

thanks to my dear little kaini
for the winnie the pooh file
i have no idea how to use
too high tec

last but not least sarah
for the keperluan harian
should i list out?
haha..i had used some

Apr 19, 2009

yesterday went mid valley
actually want to buy lots of things
darn..but 1ooo they started switching off the lights

just bought half dozen of big apple
and 9 books
-confessions of a shophaholic
-shophaholic and baby
-shophaholic and sister
-the magician
-untamed
-vamps diaries #1
-when rainbow ends
-marley and me
-can you keep a secret (not sure)
these 9 books cost my dad nearly pokai
rm316 sekali gus..haha
but can stop me buying books for months


so lucky..cause many models(guys)
TIMBERLAND fashion week
wow..syok when seeing them catwalk

later walking to the gardens
guess what i saw?
ask me..i dont knoe how to describe using words
haha..

Apr 17, 2009

Thank YOU for all the wishes
love u all muackzz

thanks
-my cousin
for ur morning call wish..7am,still sleeping
-wei ling
for ur phone call wish
-lee chia
for ur sms wish..put reminder only remember
-kaini
for ur so long only say wish..ur mouth got gold ar..say happy birthday u say good friday
-sarah
for ur so loud wish..hush sarah,hush
-tat shing
for ur singing..not bad though
-wai leng/ashely/lan ci leng/sharpay
for ur 5 bugs eventhough i didnt receive it
-weng hei
for ur 6 bugs..more than wai leng 1 bug..but i have 7 bugs in my wallet
-mun ben n yew wei
for ur ciccapo
-sara, jien yue,yin yin,rui zhi,etc
for ur water..i hope u all dont have aids

thanks to
yin yin
kaini
lee chia
sarah
tat shing
jien yue
jay vern
weng hei
wai leng
wei ling
hui li
yap min
ee cheng
zi ning
thepa
song ning
jun yi
wei teen
ming zhao
aileen
yik mun
vi vien
huei maey
ee chin
phooi yee
melissa

sorry if i forget YOU..
please tell me..
cause i hope u can be in my thank list...
Happy Birthday, Elaine !!
Big girl adi, 14 adi larh..
no..15 adi

Happy Birthday !! ^.^
Hereby i wish all ur dreams come true la...

conclusion: wish sendiri happy birthday also vry syok..must try!!

Apr 15, 2009

came back from camp
darn..vry tired la
summore dark adi
from thursday till sunday
good friday also no celebrate leh

nvm..so many hw
haven touch also
plus the pjpk project leh
so..i decided ponteng skul one day lo

ponteng vry good leh
i used for do hw leh
not play also
haizz..so cham

most cham is what..
the afternoon damn hot
luckily yesterday got rain a liitle bit
i listen to radio
suddenly all the electricity stop
argh!!
stop nvm wor..stop from 10am to 4pm
ala...i hot till can bakar pig adi lo

conclusion: ponteng is fun
but for those who are in the afternoon session
"ji gei zap sang" ( lim ye quote)

Apr 2, 2009

April Fool

first i would like to say sorry to
my dear friends
second will be
all the choral speakers
last but not least
mr lim

i was quite boring
because i came early
n most of them haven arrived
so i played some of my frens
not much

at last, melissa came
suddenly stg pop out from my head

i told her
"melissa, choral speaking cancel
just now pn hardeep told me to tell u all
after recess only start practising"
her mouth was damn so big la
"what, i didnt bring the books la, how?..."

i played her till vry cham
her face expression even better than our queen expression
haha
then..majority of them were played by me
john even hit me..when i told him that
tell the teacher today is april fool
muahahaha

so,my target or should i say aim..came
a few of us start talking nonsense
u knoe la..my aim is a
nerd
noob
cute
short
clever
bossy
mafan
and what??
what can i say??

find, she keep asking a lot of questions
but we just told her
nvm la, give teacher scold or blue card only ma
wow...i saw tears in her eyes di..she was so scared
damn so funny
we were so so so happy

finish skul
luckily pn evelyn find lim ye
jia ying quickly change the smart tag card into stg
but haiz..those boys lo..
keep on making noise
let lim ye knoe di

on the way back home
we keep on saying lots of ppl
pointing at lim ye car
but at first he not believe la
but we so pro..
little little he sure got curiga
eventhough he didnt stop at somewhere
but when he reached my house
he came down n looked at his tyre
omg...i laugh till my neighbour come out

one more..guys wan our screaming queen
scream la..of course
so..she scream..no use
she did another one
ahhh!!
suddenly lim ye
bah!!
walao a..whole car stomachache

conclusion:lim ye kee siao on april fool's day!!